Saturday, January 17, 2009

REWARD! Nytpicker Offers $500 For Return Of Missing Thesis In Today's Kennedy Story. No Questions Asked.

Attention, Nytpicker readers:

The so-called "nut graf," or thesis statement, in Nicholas Confessore's metro-section story this morning about Caroline Kennedy's success in book publishing has gone missing.

Due to this mysterious absence, Confessore's story, "In Book World, Caroline Kennedy Is A Powerhouse," currently has no meaning whatsover.

As a result, the Nytpicker is offering a $500 reward for the missing paragraph or paragraphs. No questions will be asked. Thank you in advance for your assistance in this urgent matter. You may email the missing thesis to us at

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