"Cheese Whatevers, City Has Them By The Handful," by Manny Fernandez, August 4, page A17:
If you lined up, end to end, all the Cheez Doodles that Wise Foods produced in one year’s time, a thin crunchy row of bright orange, cheese-dusted corn puffs would stretch from Times Square to the Outback Steakhouse in Orange, Conn., just west of New Haven (about 72 miles).
(Fun Fact: NYT reporter Fernandez reported his "72 miles" statistic by copying it directly from the "Fun Facts" section of www.cheezdoodles.com!)
As an alternative, we recommend this earlier version from the author Dorothy Parker:
If all the girls who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, I wouldn't be a bit surprised.