"Gandhi Wuz Robbed," October 11, 2009, in the voice of George W. Bush:
W.: I hear ya, 42. As if his head wasn’t big enough. This cat is all cage, no bird. He doesn’t have a clue.
"Sarah Grabs The Convenience Grab bag From Hillary," July 29, 2009:
Sarah [Palin] should follow her own advice to Hillary [Clinton] and work harder to be capable. Until then, she's all cage, no bird.
"Clash of the Titans," September 6, 2008, in the mock voice of Hillary Clinton as she debates a mock Sarah Palin:
CLINTON: I do give you and John credit, Sarah, for following my blueprint to reveal Obama as all cage, no bird.
"Letter from The Hunk," August 13, 1997, in the voice of John F. Kennedy Jr.:
I know my last editor's letter, swiping at my loser cousins and showing off my incredibly defined torso, made waves. It was my first venture into serious commentary. And now everyone is gathering, like urchins at a hanging, to wonder if I'm all cage, no bird.